Chinese Maria

from Template for Disaster by the Haig

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Once upon a time, I was walking behind this girl in the hallway, or so I thought!

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Chinese Maria was a girl on my street
She wore these long stockings just above her feet
Dios mio, man, it seems like just the other day
Chinese Maria moved on down the way

Chinese Maria what do you see,
Looking through the windows in the gas factory?

Chinese Maria was a girl on my street
I guess you could say that she left her mark on me
Even though we never really met, I knew her deepest secret
Chinese Maria, well she wasn't really Chinese

Chinese Maria was a girl on my street
She was an artist and her medium was beef
One bite on her enchilada, no confusion why
Some fifteen hundred pound moo moo cow had to die

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from Template for Disaster, released December 20, 2013
Dean Morris

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